“You can tase him so long as I get photographs of it.”
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*flailing wildly*
OHHHHHHHHHH
SKJDHASGF;DFKLJHKSDS WEEEE OH WOW!! STOP!!! THIS FANDOM IS FLAWLESS!
2. 2. 1. B. Long ago, the consultants of Baker Street lived together in (relative) harmony. Then, everything changed when Moriarty attacked. Only Sherlock Holmes, master of deductive science, could stop him, but when I needed him most, he vanished. Almost three years have passed and I’ve discovered that I can’t move on; my heart belongs on Baker Street. And although my friend Sherlock Holmes is dead, I wait every day for a miracle. Because I believe in Sherlock Holmes.

I’m going to make my own reboot of Sherlock Holmes: SHERHAWK HOLMES AND HULKSON: HULK SMASH PUNY CLUE.
They would just wander around and get confused at things and smash/blow stuff up, unless the clue is a door, and Hawkeye will have a brilliant revelation about doors opening from both sides. Black Widow will be Lestrade and she’ll just go ahead and solve the mystery for them and then make them think they did they did it so that they feel proud of themselves.