Clever phrases and swear words used by Karkat Vantas:

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• BIG SCHOOLHIVE RUMPUS RESPITE
• WRITHING KNOTTED HELL OF A TIMELINE CHOKING US ALL TO DEATH
• CRYPTOBAFFLING MIND FUDDLERY
• OH MY THROBBING PHLEGM LOBE, WHO GIVES A BARFING FUCK ABOUT THAT
• SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK
• SHITSPONGE
• A ROCKET PROPELLED SPAZ MAGGOT SPRINGLOADED UP THE ASS OF A PSYCHEDELIC FUCKING FREAKOUT WEASEL ON IDIOT DRUGS
• THE MOTHER GRUB’S HEINOUS UNDULATING ASSHOLE
• LIKE A GODDAMN HERO WITH A RIPPERWASP IN HIS JOCK
• FROTHING LOONEYBLOCK NONSENSE
• IT’S GOING TO FONDLE MAJOR SEEDFLAP
• LET’S BURY THE THRESHER WITH A TOTALLY PLATONIC BRO BULGE BUMP
• NOW MY CHUTE IS DOING A FUCKING STELLAR IMPRESSION OF SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT
• EVERYONE CAN GO POINT THEIR PROBING BUSYBODY SNIFFNODES UP THEIR OWN IMPERTINENT SEED FLAPS
• BRAYING UP THE WRONG FROND NUB
• I COULD HATE A HOLE IN PARADOX SPACE ITSELF, STRAIGHT THROUGH TO A NEW REALITY FRESH FOR THE HATING
• I HAVE TO SPREAD THE WICKED WORD LIKE I’M MASSAGING SHITTY SPARKLEDUST AROUND MY NETHER REGIONS TO ASSUAGE A VICIOUS RASH
• I HAVE A CRUCIAL DATE WITH A PNEUMATIC DRILL, TO BORE A HOLE IN THE CENTER OF MY FOREHEAD, DEEP INTO THE PLUMP ANGUISH BLADDER WHICH STORES MY ALIEN DISMAY FLUID
• LIMP FRONDED STOOGE
• PAST ME IS THE DUMBEST BUCKET OF FESTERING DISCHARGE I EVER FELL ASS BACKWARDS INTO
• YOU’RE THE FUTUREST ME I EVER HAD THE CROTCH BLISTERING MISFORTUNE OF JAWING WITH