Clever phrases and swear words used by Karkat Vantas:

traceexcalibur:

  • BIG SCHOOLHIVE RUMPUS RESPITE
  • WRITHING KNOTTED HELL OF A TIMELINE CHOKING US ALL TO DEATH
  • CRYPTOBAFFLING MIND FUDDLERY
  • OH MY THROBBING PHLEGM LOBE, WHO GIVES A BARFING FUCK ABOUT THAT
  • SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK
  • SHITSPONGE
  • A ROCKET PROPELLED SPAZ MAGGOT SPRINGLOADED UP THE ASS OF A PSYCHEDELIC FUCKING FREAKOUT WEASEL ON IDIOT DRUGS
  • THE MOTHER GRUB’S HEINOUS UNDULATING ASSHOLE
  • LIKE A GODDAMN HERO WITH A RIPPERWASP IN HIS JOCK
  • FROTHING LOONEYBLOCK NONSENSE
  • IT’S GOING TO FONDLE MAJOR SEEDFLAP
  • LET’S BURY THE THRESHER WITH A TOTALLY PLATONIC BRO BULGE BUMP
  • NOW MY CHUTE IS DOING A FUCKING STELLAR IMPRESSION OF SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT
  • EVERYONE CAN GO POINT THEIR PROBING BUSYBODY SNIFFNODES UP THEIR OWN IMPERTINENT SEED FLAPS
  • BRAYING UP THE WRONG FROND NUB
  • I COULD HATE A HOLE IN PARADOX SPACE ITSELF, STRAIGHT THROUGH TO A NEW REALITY FRESH FOR THE HATING
  • I HAVE TO SPREAD THE WICKED WORD LIKE I’M MASSAGING SHITTY SPARKLEDUST AROUND MY NETHER REGIONS TO ASSUAGE A VICIOUS RASH
  • I HAVE A CRUCIAL DATE WITH A PNEUMATIC DRILL, TO BORE A HOLE IN THE CENTER OF MY FOREHEAD, DEEP INTO THE PLUMP ANGUISH BLADDER WHICH STORES MY ALIEN DISMAY FLUID
  • LIMP FRONDED STOOGE
  • PAST ME IS THE DUMBEST BUCKET OF FESTERING DISCHARGE I EVER FELL ASS BACKWARDS INTO
  • YOU’RE THE FUTUREST ME I EVER HAD THE CROTCH BLISTERING MISFORTUNE OF JAWING WITH
Posted July 30, 2012 @ 22:09 VIA - SOURCE
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