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Reblog if you believe in Sherlock Holmes.
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Clever phrases and swear words used by Karkat...
traceexcalibur: BIG SCHOOLHIVE RUMPUS RESPITE WRITHING KNOTTED HELL OF A TIMELINE CHOKING US ALL TO DEATH CRYPTOBAFFLING MIND FUDDLERY OH MY THROBBING PHLEGM LOBE, WHO GIVES A BARFING FUCK ABOUT THAT SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK SHITSPONGE A ROCKET PROPELLED SPAZ MAGGOT SPRINGLOADED UP THE ASS OF A PSYCHEDELIC FUCKING FREAKOUT WEASEL ON IDIOT DRUGS THE MOTHER GRUB’S HEINOUS UNDULATING...
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WatchWatch
betchplease2: ninefoldgoddess: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon The more you know… i’m laughing so hard i can’t breathe
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seventeenthstar: procrastinationcelebration: Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there Wait, what’s that pattern on it? BOOM DEVIL’S TRAP. #JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES#FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK (via saudadedecay)
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[TW: RAPE] Here's all I want to say about the...
bigfatfeminist: If you haven’t heard, Reddit posted a thread asking rapists to tell their side of the story (really) and then [HUGE TRIGGER WARNING ON THIS LINK] Jezebel thought an intelligent thing to do would be to post pieces of it and go, “We should listen to them and learn from this!” Nope. No, I have no interest in learning from rapists. The voices of rapists are ALREADY privileged in...
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WHEN SOMEONE SAYS I'M TOO OLD TO WATCH DISNEY...
howdoiputthisgently: I’M JUST LIKE:
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On Tumblr ignoring racial abuse.
stfuconservatives: robot-heart-politics: dionthesocialist: Read the whole thing on The Black Kids Table. It looks like everyone on Tumblr’s support staff failed basic Civics and Economics, so let me tell you how freedom of speech works. Your freedoms end where mine begin. You may have the right to blog all you want about Neo-Nazism and Culturalism, but the moment you enter someone else’s...
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Listenstormybabe: its-only-because-i-love-you: ...
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Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone...
bitteranthony: ladyhistory: alexandraplumpkin: furnweh: Theodore Roosevelt, October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919 “Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.”  Original Badass. All of our presidents combined can’t add up to how much of a badass he was. TR Appreciation Post ‘12 Not to mention he was an attractive mother fucker. I...
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Listenvinyasanya: themissspears: this is the...
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What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean,  Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
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Jul 29th
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Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
Jul 29th
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What I've been doing recently:
Going on hiatus Screen possessed by a demon (AKA broken with the lower half of the screen strange, shifting colors) Tumbling for the first time in months with that demon-possessed screen, and trying to reblog things when I can’t see the button Going back on hiatus due to a trip to Rwanda in a few hours! So yeah. That’s my life! *insert dorky theme song* Thanks for being so...
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bonitaquetal: Whenever someone says Obamacare, I get this reassuring mental image of Obama coming over to my house with homemade soup and a bunch of Disney movies when I’m sick. Tell me how that’s unconstitutional, man.
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Thoughts during Spiderman
distance-dimension: californiaismydestinee: Andrew Garfield is hot. Andrew Garfield is hot.  Andrew Garfield is hot. Andrew Garfield is hot. Andrew Garfield is hot.  Andrew Garfield is hot. Andrew Garfield is hot. Andrew Garfield is hot. Andrew Garfield is hot. Andrew Garfield is hot. Andrew Garfield is hot.  Andrew Garfield is hot. Andrew Garfield is hot. Andrew Garfield is...
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