March 2012
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Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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Meanwhile, at the Cornucopia...
Haymitch: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Peeta: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Cinna: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
The World: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss: YOLO.
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me in the outside world: Seriously, ugh, there is so much more to the Hunger Games than a love story. It's such a powerful depiction of the dangers of morbid voyeurism, a political criticism, a tale of friendship and bravery, and a truly epic story.
me in my room: OMFG PEETA HE LOVES KATNISS SO FUCKING MUCH OMG FEELS KATNISS WHY YOU NO KISS DE BOY SHALALALALALA MY OH MY THE GIRL ON FIRE'S TOO SHY SHE'S GONNA MISS DE BOY AND HE'S GONNA STRANGLE HER OH FEELS. OTP OTP OTP.
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A Scandal in Belgravia Commentary
Steven: Now interestingly, Sherlock's handwriting, because he's in a hurry, he's deteriorated here into that of a three year old child.
Benedict: Thank you very much. That is my handwriting.
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George R.R. Martin on writing women
George Stroumboulopoulos: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
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luckyclive:
isabelthespy:
OnRead.com
lightspeedsound:
I don’t know how many of my followers know about this, but this website is awesome. it’s essentially an online free public library. You can find tons of amazing books here…you just can’t download for free. But you can READ THEM ONLINE FOR FREE, WHICH IS AMAZING.
The online reader also has adjustable font sizes and fonts. I’m in love...
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chroniclesofpanem:
Sometimes, I think about Mad-Eye Moody being Katniss’ mentor and his advice to her being, “Constant Vigilance!” and I laugh.
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Watchfuckingrollingstone:
maandiz:
onenighttoremember:
laughingalonewithklingon:
onedirectioonn:
fiilthypout:
heyfunniest:
Obama sings “I’m sexy and I know it”
this is the best thing i’ve ever seen in my life
obama is life ok
I don’t know whether I’m laughing or crying.
now i`ll be able to say i loved obama before he sang I`m sexy and i know it
this is great
this is so golden...
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mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
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I've gotten three new followers lately!
Hello there! I’m so happy to meet you guys!
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Put a Hunger Games character in my ask! →
girlwhowasonfire:
Katniss - Someone you would die for.
Peeta - Your favorite thing to bake/cook.
Gale - Something you believe in strongly.
Haymitch - A time when you were the most drunk.
Effie - If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be?
Prim - Something you’d like to accomplish before you die.
Cinna - Your favorite piece of clothing/makeup.
President Snow - A weird fetish of...
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HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
slytherin-in-the-tardis:
stillnot-ginger:
starshiprangerjess:
2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine:
#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE...
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