alez-on-mars:

Sitting Simm

manateesandguardians:

babblingfishes:

steampoweredcupcake:

baronessvonbullshit:

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

offworldcolonies:

Man the 90’s were weird.

Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.

the war on drugs has failed.

was i the only one who thought that your head would actually turn into fruit if you ate one because i did and me and a friend got some and we each ate one and then i looked at her and lied and screamed that she looked just like a watermelon and she started crying

You what

those commercials were actually the exact reason why I never even tried those snacks

thedoctorheretohelp:

YOU ARE JUST SUCH A TOTAL ASSHOLE IF YOU LEARN THAT SOMEONE IS VEGETARIAN OR VEGAN OR ONLY EATS KOSHER OR HALA FOODS AND THEN YOU MAKE THEM EAT SOMETHING WITH MEAT IN IT OR SOMETHING THAT ISN’T HALAL OR KOSHER OR IF YOU HIDE THAT FOOD IN SOMETHING THEY’RE EATING OR TELL THEM SOMETHING’S VEGETARIAN/VEGAN/HALAL/KOSHER WHEN IT ISN’T

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO EAT WHAT YOU WANT; DON’T MAKE LIFE HARDER FOR PEOPLE WITH DIETARY RESTRICTIONS JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IGNORANT/PREJUDICED/PRANKSTER DICKFACE

IT’S NOT FUCKING FUNNY AND I HATE YOU

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

I am the beast, I am the light

I am the blighted being cursed with sight

I am the god who created a world

I am leviathan, the girl.

silentstormshadow:

Alexander McQueen - “SAVAGE BEAUTY” {Exhibition} #3